Re: That Google PSA From Sunday…I Give You Whoogle

Yeah, that whole Colossus The Forbin Project non-privacy, track-your-every-move thing seems to be working like a charm. While at the office yesterday, I went to empty a Gmail account, but when I clicked from the main page to the login page I got this… (Click to embiggenify.) I am confident that no one in the [...]

Do You Mean Quantity Or Quality?

(From Sanyo, I think.) Yeah, size matters.

But The EUros Are So Much More Cosmopolitan And Sophisticated Than We Prudish And Puritanical Colonials…

Yeah, right. When I first saw this awesome over a Theo’s the other day, I wondered why it wasn’t incorporated into his header… After all, Theo is the mage of the midnight totty, like this one… (Click to embiggenify.) But after reading this the next day, I think all his readers should insist on it: [...]

Skynet One Step Closer To Self-Awareness

I didn’t know Northrop was a subsidiary of Cyberdyne Systems. Fully autonomous Hunter-Killer? Here you go… Speaking of Skynet…Does the Navy use GMail? Just a thought. Anyway, on the upside, at least this drone can’t get disciplined for taking out political correctness-protected targets in Afghanistan. On the downside, it can’t be disciplined for taking out [...]

The “Reasonable Profits” Board?

So, the cephalically challenged Democrats, led by “Aldebaran Dennis” Kucinich–the man so financially astute he bankrupted Cleveland–want a 100 percent windfall profit tax on oil companies because their meager profit is waaaay too much. Dennis suggests a “Reasonable Profits” Board” determine the “reasonable” level of theft. According to the bill, a windfall tax of 50 [...]

The Transmogrifier: A Tale Of Terror

Okay, LC hasn’t been by since Sunday, and It’s probably because I forgot about her Short Story Challenge. Well, since I’m mentally challenged, here’s my submission… The Transmogrifier: A Tale Of Terror Two men were walking down the street. One turned into a bar… Aarrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Obama At Disneyworld–The Perfect Metaphor

Beyond the fact that all the God/King’s policy ideas emanate from Fantasyland, you only need to know two things about this appearance: 1.) His speech was about tourism–no tourists were allowed to attend. 2.) He shut down Main Street USA. As I said, the perfect metaphor. Thanks for the campaign video, Barry, you SCOAMF.

Obamanomics 101

Last week, the SCOAMF actually said this: “When we put in place new common-sense rules to reduce air pollution, we create new jobs building and installing all sorts of pollution-control technology.” Our God/King’s misunderstanding of economics is neatly elucidated by Zombie … • FDR redistributed money to the poor by using the government as an [...]

Your Evening Epilepsy

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Electabiltiy and The Ability To Beat Obama?

NH voters said that’s why they went for Romney. Conservatives think Obama Lite will beat Obama. We are totally boned.