Yeah, right. When I first saw this awesome over a Theo’s the other day, I wondered why it wasn’t incorporated into his header…
After all, Theo is the mage of the midnight totty, like this one…
(Click to embiggenify.)
But after reading this the next day, I think all his readers should insist on it:
Shadow equalities minister Kate Green was left ‘’disturbed’’ after seeing the 4% ale’s advertising in a popular Westminster watering hole and demanded bar staff remove it from sale.
Within 90 minutes House authorities ordered the beer to be withdrawn after Commons’ Leader Sir George Young told MPs: ‘’Action will be taken.’’
A barman told the Press Association: ‘’I can confirm it was withdrawn from sale at 1.30pm.’’
The bitter backlash developed after Ms Green told the Commons: ‘’I was disturbed last night to learn that the guest beer in the Strangers’ Bar is called Top Totty and there is a picture of a nearly naked woman on the tap.’’
Equalities Minister?!?!? Is she black? Or Indian? A traveler perhaps? Can’t be a proper equalities minister unless you’re a minority. Oh, she’s a woman. So one woman is offended and that’s equality. Yeah, such sophistication way beyond my ken.
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I’m guessing the shadow equalities minister looks more like George Wendt than the Top Totty girl. 25 years on and Rush’s Undeniable Truth of Life #24 is still undeniably true: Feminism was invented so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.
“Allow?” I thought the agenda was to force these angry crones upon us.
They should have called it “Old Haggard Bitch Brew” and gave it the flavor of sour lemons in respect of all the old haggard bitches that can’t leave anything alone.
Shadow equalities minister Kate Green … Shadow? they probably keep her in the shadows as sunlight will cause her to end up in a smoldering pile screaming.. I’M MELLLLTING…
ha.. shes a looker allright.. Cheerie NO!!! http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1681078685/Kates_picture_reasonably_small.jpg
Plastik
Yeah, plastik. I predict she has a big future as a middle school librarian…or wrestling coach.
During a telephone interview, the Equalities Minister described herself as a mulatto lesbian atheist of Jewish lineage, with two mothers, one Jamaican and one Iraqi, and an unknown sperm donor rumored to be Jesse Jackson. She was a former womyn’s weightlifting champion in the over 200 lb class, and has been seen in popular cigar adverts for the “Bulldyke Blunts” brand, and her favorite dildo is a replica of Barbra Streisand’s penis. Her mp3 faves are Lady Caca and Patti Smith, and her ‘dream date’ would be a three-way evening with Janet Reno, Janet Napolitano and a tub of warm lard.
The information is out there, if you just let it in.
She is a butt-ugly, grey haired witch as well as being a member of the Fabian Society which is a British Socialist group. Now, what with her being as downright scary ugly you have to wonder why she would strive to ban any substance which may get her laid. Broken Britain indeed!
That is awesome, Howie…Clubhouse leader for Minion of the Week.
Dang, thanks, SG – I am honored. I shall wear the title with pride and do the Appalachian Hill Billy Dance of Joy, as soon as I clean my grandpa’s heirloom leather codpiece out again. Gets a little crusty sometimes.
BTW – why do some folks say ‘inbred’ like it’s a bad thing?
Anyway – moochass grassyass, amigo!!
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