You want solutions–Laura Ledford has all those other sonsabitches beat cold. And when I say cold, I mean Bin Laden’s hagfish-riddled corpse on the abyssal plain cold…
1. The poor and the homeless. Pay-Per-View televised death matches. Two go into the ring, one comes out. The one who comes out gets paid handsomely with the money made from viewers. BAM! No more poor AND no more welfare.
She’s got my endorsement…as soon as I get that TV contract. Okay, I got it–we’re going 3-D.
VOTE! FOR! LAURA! VOTE! FOR! LAURA! VOTE! FOR! LAURA!
What? She didn’t say anything about no payola. She said: Free Bacon. Mmmmmm, bacon.
More campaign genius at the link. Did I say link? Mmmmmm, sausage.
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Ha! I always loved that picture.
She can’t do worse, for one thing, and BACON!!! for another, so she has my vote
What a cute puppy…
Like i posted on FMFM, I am totally down with her proposal # 3.
And, I suppose, the rest of it as well. Why not? Besides, I have to support a fellow graduate of Ft Leonard Wood.
The same boot…?
I should have known.