Captain Carbon Admits Inconvenient Truth: AGW Is A Religion
November 4, 2009
Well if a hack like L. Ron Hubbard can do it, why not a hack like Algore:
Al’s Gore’s much-anticipated sequel to An Inconvenent Truth is published today, with an admission that facts alone will not persuade Americans to act on global warming and that appealing to their spiritual side is the way forward. (Gee, if the facts were against me I might resort to superstitious mumbo jumbo too, especially if it meant $Billion$ in my wallet.)
“I’ve done a Christian [-based] training program; I have a Muslim training program and a Jewish training program coming up, also a Hindu program coming up. I trained 200 Christian ministers and lay leaders here in Nashville in a version of the slide show that is filled with scriptural references. It’s probably my favourite version, but I don’t use it very often because it can come off as proselytising,” Gore tells Newsweek.
Come on down and be HEALED by the all the lies I continue to spread at the AGW Church of Al. Gee, coupled with this admission from July, he’s admitted AGW is not based in reality and is designed to control our lives. Wow, who doesn’t want to support that? Pass the plate.
UPDATE: Apparently he, or Boxer, Kerry, or Lindsey passed the plate for the U.S Chamber of Commerce too because those traitors just sold out their membership, and the rest of us, for 30 pieces of carbon. Scumbags. Follow the link to the Competitive Enterprise Institute, which says: “We will not capitulate.”
Well, after the Nobel Piss Prize, all that’s left is canonization, right?
You need a “barfing” smiley around here
Al Gore: living proof that it takes a village, to make a village idiot.
I’m now thinking of TV preachers that have been caught in their secretary’s pants.
Al wanted to get himself one of those pope hats but his thick head is too frigg’n big…
Ed and LC—Why settle for Pope or Saint when you can be God?
That way he’s not bound by any particular dogma, he said he’s using every religion “for training.”
This way he can be everyone’s savior—can’t wait until the Mullahs figure it out.
IB–Yes, but his is a boundless, all-encompassing, virtual village. After all, he did invent the Internet.
cb, because even Gore can’t compete with Obama as Savior
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Hmmmmm…did almighty Al invent global warming scheme as well…