Spam Of The Month Club Winner: Better Than Korean Toy Directions
July 9, 2009
This is perhaps the greatest fractured English I have ever encountered. Such is its classic nature, I am duty bound to share. Too bad McGoo’s on vacation…maybe his simulacrum Looquat can add to the snark. Enjoy:
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Yoda couldn’t touch this if his dick was on fire…I should probably send the whole thing to Engrish. What say you?
I propose a ban on Babelfish and Google Translate.
I recently had someone swipe a post of mine, translate it into French via one of the above, then RETRANSLATE it back to English and post it on a Canadian blog, with no attribution back to me (stupidly using my title, though).
It read about as well as your spam.
Now that’s funny, I don’t care who ya are.
Thank you through despite reading.
And thanks for the promotion to simulacrum. I think.
Gnus–There are just so many gems in there it’s hard to pick a favorite. Though I distinguish you’re aflame but interest is very good, I’m leaning toward it could change your quality entity forever. Assume trust to me.
that is absolutely HILARIOUS — thanks for the laughs
I particularly enjoyed:
–you’ve JUST enchanted your triumph click for attractive sole–
For some reason, I had a vision of winning a pair of Salvatore Ferragamos….
The only thing that could make it better is if it for was one of those “male enhancement” products made from duck shit (or whatever they’re made from).
“Your posterior is shouting female of pleasing!”
A girlfriend many years ago enchanted my triumph click for attractive sole and I had to take a shitload of big pills every day for a week!
Davis–Glad you enjoyed it, pimp it if you like, I think it’s worthy–but then I’m an asshole.
LC–I was kind of sorry he didn’t spell it “soul.” Then there would have been myriad Faustian discombobulations to snark.
Matt–The ease with which you tossed off that line is somewhat disturbing. Either that or you have a secret life writing sketch comedy, in which case–I want in, where’s my cut?
Cbullitt, Before Matt was an actual human spam generator, he was author of the words “all your base are belong to us.”
CATS：連邦政府軍のご協力により、君達の基地は、全てCATSがいただいた。
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All your base are belong to us
A true classic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us
I half think it was faked….
McGoo–Glad you could make it, thought you’d already gone fishin’.
Doc–Thanks for the brief history of broken viral English. It would be cool if some of these lines went viral, but composing some hack animated Spam vid just to get it on YouTube would ruin its already classic, stand-alone stature.
Sully–it’s too good to be a fake.
*Holds back a tear*
No one even mentioned my “better than korean toy directions” line, or my Yoda joke.
Well, like they say, never follow kids, animals or engrish spam.
Hey, my main reason for posting was your Yoda joke. That’s the best part.
Though I thought there would be more comments about the flaming butt interest.
Regardless of Korean toys OR Yoda, that was awesome. Tears, dude, tears.
@cbullitt: I’ll never tell!
@Dr. Dave: And you were my greatest creation!
To all: the message is real. It got caught in my spam filter today.
After seeing McGoo’s take on my favorite line, I no longer think of just Salvatore Ferragamos, at least none without spike heels
“Click the tie-up nautical below-decks and start a recent life”
That’s the best line!
BTW. Search for my place and you get…
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Say! Are those sluttyasians fresh, Matt? And is a “shemale” what I think it is?
I’ve read this twice now and I’m still not completely sure what it says. lol.
That’s ’cause it’s in Engrish, DJ.
That’s just crazy, even in the original language.
Ah Woodman, but what is the original language?
I don’t know what it means either, Dalton.
Matt, I have you beat–as McGoo already knows, I got French spam today–a long list of porn come-ons.
I think I’ll just intermittantly, randomly post them across the few hyperverse sites that don’t automatically put me in moderation hell.
Items like this:
La blackette en latex fouette les énormes nichons de sa copine!
LC–That has nothing to do with shoes.
IM Translator says that’s “The blackette in latex whips the huge let us nest of his companion!”
…which makes no sense at all.
Babel Fish says, “The latex blackette whips the enormous tits of his/her girlfriend!”
Now we’re cookin’!
Accept no substitutes, folks. Use only the genuine Babel Fish!
Steamboat, the women do not appear fresh, and it appears to be chat site. Very disappointing, though the ATOMICSPERM could be interpreted as flattering.
Well Matt, if they’re not fresh as a daisy, then I’m not buyin’.
…and I immortalized your spam in my blog title blurb-line.
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Chris, I don’t think it has anything to do with shoes, but I was willing to give it a PG-13 rating
“Click the tie-up nautical below-decks and start a recent life.”
Classic.