
Nature More Awesome Than In AGW Philosophy
June 23, 2009
Sarychev Volcano (Kuril Islands, northeast of Japan), Stolen from WUWT
Serendipitously photographed from the International Space Station. Story here.
Look at how the plume blew a hole right through the normal cloud cover. Atomic looking isn’t it?
And Algore, Pelosi, Obama and Waxman-Markey are going to stop this through government fiat and by taxing us to death? Right.












Atomic looking, yes.
Tax us to death, right that bs.
I say chuck the nature raping ceos into volcanoes and let’s start over entirely….seems those Pervuvian Indians know how to live in harmony with nature…got a lot to learn, we do we do indeed. Now the mainstream consumer culture will go crazy going cold turkey from all the dispoables disappearing, but I figure the gain is worth that pain.
Bigga badda boom!
And you know what? I didn’t claw my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
And we have our first entrant. Congrats, cm. Nicely played.
Whiny Buffalo,
There is NOTHING stopping you from setting the example. Go live with the Peruanos in peace and prosperity. Just make sure you give up all of your worldly possessions before you go. And if you really want to improve this planet, stop polluting it with your stupidity.
Better yet, REALLY lead by example and take yourself out of the CO2 equation altogether by sucking on the tailpipe of a Prius for several hours.
And we have a new leader in the clubhouse. Whiny Buffalo–beautiful, LC.
Buffalodung, if you’re so set on reducing your carbon footprint, by all means, quit breathing out CO2, as soon as possible. Apparently your tiny little Idiotarian mind hasn’t been able to grok the fact that carbon is the basis for all known life in the universe. Why do you hate Mother Gaia™ so much that you’d starve her of her most precious resource— recycled and free-roaming carbon molecules?
Those “nature raping CEO’s” are the ones responsible for all of those Eeeeevil KKKapitalistic KKKorporations™ that have made all of the advances in modern medicine, food production, energy production/distribution, transportation, communications, computers (how the fuck did you read this?), etc., ad nauseum, that has allowed your sniveling, Socialist, worthless piece of shit self to be able to know that the fucking Peruvian mountain monkeys even exist, much less live the oh-so-fucking-bucolic life that you so adore. Please, sign the fuck off the InterWebTubeNets®, strip down naked and immediately start a fucking carbon-free walk to South America, so that you can go live on top of a fucking Andean mountain. Just leave the rest of us sentient beings the fuck alone.
Carbon Emissions: They’re A Matter Of Choice™!
Keep Your Carbon Laws Out Of My Body!”
PS: Just so you know, Buffalofellator, I haven’t even STARTED tearing you a new rectal opening yet, you feckless fucktard. Come back again with your moronic mewlings and you’ll be curling up into a carbon-free fetal position when I’m done with you.
F.E.T.E.
Five by Fucking Five, BC!!!
Didn’t those Peruvian Indians practice human sacrifice? Even if they didn’t, I think Whiny Buffalo should be the first cast in to appease the volcano god! I mean, if we are to go primitive, we might as well go all the way!
Damn, BC!!!
That there is the Cluebat ‘O Doom!!!
B.C. stole my thunder. The ultimate contribution to Gaia from the libtards:
“Reduce carbon emissions, kill all the evil humans!”
Perhaps that’s where this healthcare takeover is headed.
DOCTOR: “I’m sorry Mr. Jones, we can’t give your wife the lifesaving chemotherapy.”
HUSBAND: “Why is that? Overbudget this quarter?”
DOCTOR: “No, that was her CAT scan last year. No, it’s because we need to reduce carbon emissions in this Federal Air Quality Region, and the government’s computer model determined your wife wasn’t contributing enough to society to offset her carbon footprint.”
HUSBAND: “Oh, I See. Well I DID vote for Obama, so I guess this is for the greater good.”
DOCTOR: “Yeah, well I’d love to chat, but I have to see 112 more patients today to make my quota. If I fall behind again they’ll forcibly transfer me to Idaho. Bye.”
The winner is, by first round knockout, BC!!!
Actually, it was more like an annihilation. The destruction was merciless and complete.
BC stole everybody’s thunder, Woodman.
I am privileged to have been party to that.
The unquestioned pole sitter.
Hey! I don’t swing dat way! (NTTAWWT)
Thanks for the kudos, but these retarded, stereotypical Leftardian EnviroNazis give us actual CONSERVATIONISTS fucking headaches and indigestion to no end. Fuckheads like PeTA, WWF, Green Piss, et al make the job of trying to actually do conservation work that much harder. Conserve, yes. Go back to the fucking Stone Age? Fuck that noise.
And lest we forget, always heed the best conservationist slogan ever created:
“Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver!”
I’m with that, BC.
Oh, and I just went with racing because I didn’t want to force another golf reference–besides, Indy has a better carbon footprint than Augusta.
I gotcha spittin’ nickels, cbullitt.
I’m a HUGE racing fan. I’m actually partial to dirt track racing, but NASCAR will do over those pussies in the Indymedia Racing League.
Ah, big carbon footprint AND dirt–works for me. I used to ride enduro bikes back in 70s.
Now you guys are taking me back to my childhood. There were still big block V 8’s, and I don’t care what anyone says, high octane, leaded gas made the greatest smelling exhaust. (Come to think of it. maybe that’s what happened to me, I dunno.) Anywho, I love the rumble of a V8. NO substitute. That, and a giant carbon footprint. That’s the stuff!
Buffalobitch, Go throw some wheat germ on your yogurt.
Direct, succinct, hilarious–that’s what I like about you Wirecutter, you don’t pussyfoot around.
Yes, and my old 55 Chrysler Hemi Imperial, and my 49 FLH that needed the Amoco Gold or Sunoco 260 to run right. AvGas @ the pumps! And DAMN, B.C., that was rabid good!
BC–I just reread that phantasmagorical opus and realized there was a Heinlein reference there. Genius!!!
I’ll say it again, Five by Fucking Five!
You’re right, White Buffalo. We SHOULD start throwing people into volcanoes, starting with you. That’d be one less person for anyone to rape…and I highly doubt they CEOs you so dislike’d be interested in you anyway…too much skin and bones and gasbag about you…unless, of course, it was to stick one of Kim’s nukes up your ass.
So…be my guest…you go first and test the waters, as it were, and we’ll all stand back and marvel at your…stupidity.
Ummm, cbullitt? I think you lost a reader in Buffalocunt. You Rock, Bro!!!!!
@47White Buffalo– Please come back and explain yourself a tad more. Bring your friends. I’ll axe cbull and folks to be quiet and listen politely.
I’d like to know:
Who are the “nature raping ceos?”
What country were you born in?
Why do you apparently believe that modern day advancements are inferior to those of relatively primitive cultures ?
Honest questions, and I’d honestly love to hear your honest response.
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Clearly we need to start taxing volcanos. That’ll stop ‘em.