Wherein I Predict The Future Far Better Than AGW Assholes Ever Will

I can’t let this go. A Brit goverment tool announced that the UK population must be halved to meet Global Warming Hysteria carbon goals. Allow me to introduce myself: I am Merlin

excalibur2You Doubt my Powers? Uth Fas BethudBehold!! From a March 6 Post:

“You people of color living in hovels in Africa, Asia, Central and South America–you can’t have the ‘fossil’ industry to save yourself from extinction–but it’s all for the good of the planet. To reduce carbon to the purely arbitrary and ecologically meaningless levels we envision, we have to lose about 3 billion carbon exhaling bodies. Thanks for helping out.”

Foolish mortals.

5 Responses

  1. I guess we’ll just have to do like those folks did in that old Star Trek episode and go line ourselves up for the desintegration chambers when the computers decide our numbers are up.

    It’s all for the good of the planet, you see.

  2. Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder. *applies Vulcan nerve pinch* Welcome aboard harbqll.

  3. I’m curious as to how they plan to reduce the population. And how do they chose who is acceptable for living and who is not? Heck, I just finished making my last car payment, and NOW they are telling me that I will need to die to reduce carbon emissions? OK, Big Brother, anything you say.

    It’s times like these that I wished the US had built a moon base. Then we could send the moon bats there and have all the carbon here on Earth that we want.

  4. Is that harbqll’s avatar? Cool.

  5. I looked up the website of the organisation of which he is the patron (and, no, I’m not going to give it publicity by providing the URL).

    They seem to want to do it by a (currently, voluntary) reduction in the number of children people have. The end result of that will be the underclasses will continue to have large numbers of children to get benefits, free housing etc. etc. while the concerned idiots/people will have none and the country will go to the dogs even more than it has now.

    Halving the UK population is going to be as useful in “solving AGW” as everyone swapping over to the use of chocolate teapots.

    Tragically, in the UK we seem to have the world’s highest concentration of moonbats: no doubt because the original moonbat (George Monbiot) comes from here. Still, some progress has been mnade. He has recently moved to a rural area of Wales and has now worked out why people need a car …

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