Remember, The EPA Fudged Results Too. Time To Sue Over CO2.

Probably Monday, the EPA will officially declare CO2 a public health hazard. Never mind that it is essential to the health of the plant life that keeps us alive–it’s causing !!!Global Warming!!! Never mind that the EPA’s Draconian reduction regulations will do nothing to stop atmospheric CO2  levels from increasing. Never mind that the “data” the EPA used for its endangerment finding are from the IPCC, and as such are based on the (charitably) suspect CRU/Mann/Briffa Thermageddon models. And of course, never mind that the EPA wrote is endangerment finding before the public comment period had ended and excluded reports that countered its desired result. Sound familiar?

Since the U.S. Chamber of Commerce has been bought off,  Someone else with legal standing must bring the lawsuit and tie up these eco-bandits in court for years. I nominate Massey Energy CEO Don Blankenship.

Gordon Brown Raging AGW Assclown

Yes, it rhymes–I’m a genius. Okay, it’s bad enough that the Met office said it will take three years to retrieve, recalculate, re-collate, re-invent  160 years of  “lost” temperature data, (Can you say whitewash?), but it’s still not bad enough for Gordon “AGW skeptics are flat earthers” Brown. His government doesn’t want the work done because, it says, “it would be seized upon by climate change skeptics.”

This is the same government that spent millions on a prime-time media campaign to scare children and intimidate the citizenry into supporting its carbon trading boondoggle because it will (not) save the planet.

Well, what do you know–so, it’s not about getting the science right. As I have said numerous time, it never has been. It’s always been about control, forcing  us to live a worse existence than medieval serfs–they could at least burn peat and wood–while globalist elites live like Pharaohs. Nice to hear one of them say it for a change.

Congrats To Harbqll’s Med School Pal

Sarah Beth Hill Wins $123,000 scholarship hitting 9 of 10 in the football toss during halftime at the Fla./Bama game. Way to go!!!!

The AGW Biggus Dickus Contest

The Englishman over at the Daily Bayonet is having a year’s end “Most Alarming Alarmism” contest. The rules are fairly straightforward, and it promises much snark and mockery. I have already submitted one entry–but the possibilities are nearly limitless. Stop over and view some of the entries, and , if you’re so inclined, join the band.

Oh, and as an added incentive, look at what I found there yesterday:

Oh yeah, Charlize can definitely cause some warming.

AGW Comedy Gold: Captain Carbon Bails On Copenhagen

O bama No!!!!! Who’s he gonna shout out to now??????  His Wholly Reluctance is going to look even dumber, if that’s possible, saying he’s going to save the planet from AGW without Ozone Al giving him…wait for it…Carbon Cred.  Bwuhahahahaha, I kill myself.

This piece is just so chocked full of Eco-fail goodness, I won’t excerpt. Okay, just one:

Pajamas Media founder Roger L. Simon and independent filmmaker Lionel Chetwynd — both members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and Oscar nominees — have called on the academy to rescind Mr. Gore’s Oscars in light of the Climategate revelations.

“In the history of the academy, not to my knowledge has an Oscar ever been rescinded. I think they should rescind this one,” Mr. Simon said Thursday.

I am so loving that wistleblower from East Anglia.  Bwuhahahahahahahahaha

Rassumssen: 59 Percent Think Pro-AGW “Scientists” Falsified Data

Fifty-nine percent (59%) of Americans say it’s at least somewhat likely that some scientists have falsified research data to support their own theories and beliefs about global warming. Thirty-five percent (35%) say it’s Very Likely.

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Here it is. And the best part–most held this belief before the CRU leak.

Speaking of fabrications, Chris Horner of “I’m suing NASA” fame, surmises–though he is not the first–that the original CRU temperature data were not thrown away. It’s just another LIE.

And Now For Some Stray Thoughts On Vampires

If you’re male and you like Twilight, you’re gay. I don’t mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the “you want to put your testicles against another man’s testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair” kind of way.

Genius found here. H/T BMEWS

The Michael Mann Non-Response

Since AccuWeather is at Penn State, this is no great journalistic coup. But it does give me a chance to use this excellent snark art from Simon Jester that’s now in my sidebar. H/T Anthony

What pisses me off is the smug smile as he gives “policy makers” direction on how to continue responding to the scandal. Naturally he’s not asked about his “new” paper with the same deliberate, upside-down graph he used before. This guy is scum.

But what I really found amusing–when I went to watch it–was the ad for Google Search running before the video kicks in. Curiously, there were no searches for ClimateGate. I wonder why?

AGW Assclown Of The Week: Ed Markey (D)-isfunctional

Because You've Earned It

Faced with incontrovertible evidence that temperature data have been manipulated and manufactured to provide “evidence” for the non-problem of AGW, SPECTRE operative Ed Markey, the Tweedledum of the infamous Waxman-Markey Thermageedon Bill that passed the U.S. House in June, said he would rather…wait for it…“trust the science.” Holdren wasn’t even that stupid as he was grilled (poorly) by Republicans investigating what’s become known as Climategate.

“Nothing to see here, move along,” continues to be the mantra of the warmists invested in creating an international carbon market to “save the planet” from Thermageddon. Though the MSM is continuing to run interference for these thieves, their House of Wax makeup is crumbling–In this report, CBS included video of the Jon Stewart mocking from yesterday’s The Daily Show with his variant of the headline I posted last week, “Poor Al Gore. Global Warming completely debunked via the very Internet you created.”

I don’t watch Jon Stewart, but the 18 to 25-year-olds who’ve been sold this AGW fantasy bullshit for years do. Put on the sackcloth and ashes Al–The End Is Near.

Tony Abbott Wins Down Under: No Aussie Carbon Scheme

He was the only one of the three Liberal Democrat Candidates committed to killing the ETS, the Aussie version of Crap ‘N Tax. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

“As far as many many millions of Australians are concerned what the Rudd Government ETS looks like is a great big tax to create a great big slush fund to provide politicised handouts run by a giant bureaucracy,” he said.

The moonbat knives will come out. Perhaps the champagne is premature, perhaps not–they say there’s medication for that anyway. Here’s the take from The Australian.

And from The Sidney Morning Herald:

Seconds after Mr Abbott beat Malcolm Turnbull by one vote, he then declared a secret ballot on the ETS. The motion proposed that the legislation should be delayed for three months, and if this could not be secured, then the legislation should be defeated. The motion was carried by 54 votes to 29, guaranteeing the death of the Rudd Government’s ETS.

Killing the ETS right before Copenhagen is the perfect way to piss in the Wheaties for the “ClimateGate doesn’t mean a thing” spinning assholes in the UN, the UK, in Washington and in the Red Estate media. No AGW Pooftas!!!

Right, let’s get some Sheilas.

More Champagne in the UK: Phil has a Jones. Bwuhahahahaha. Thanks for the update, LC. Here’s the link from–wait for it–the Las Vegas SUN. Bwuhahahahahahaha

UPDATE: Ding-Dong The Scheme Is Dead Senate vote about an hour ago.