Need A Break From The Last Few Days? Me Too.

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Don’t Get Sidetracked, Pelosi Healthcare Trainwreck Vote Scheduled For Saturday UPDATE: Vote Delayed

While the news from Ft. Hood is devastating, and the MSM/government PC reaction mind-blowing, there will be time to deal with that–and the amazingly alive Dr. Hasan–later.

House Speaker Rosa Klebb has already clicked her shoes together and injected new poison to her already bloated “healthcare” monstrosity in an effort to get Blue Dogs to fetch her bone, even as she tosses it over a cliff. Call/email/fax your House Rep. especially if he/she is a D in a traditionally R district.

I was stunned to see the liberal Pittsburgh Post-Gazette actually print a piece about Michelle Bachmann’s rally yesterday, my Blue Dog, Altmire, who was smart enough to vote against Waxman-Markey, was featured as waffling. He needs to be corrected. Perhaps seeing this will disabuse him of Pelosi’s deranged notion that this is good for the economy. As Dave in Texas said, “We’re off the chart, now.”

For the less Luddite among you, Opus has cooked up a fantastic Twitter-lanche strategy to get to these Dogs. Go here, follow the directions. It’s awesome.

UPDATE: Vote Delayed–She didn’t Have The Yeas.  Keep that post of Opie’s–you’re going to need it later. Thanks.

SINISTER UPDATE UPDATE: Opus has been blocked from Twitter.

Of Course He Was A WASP Conservative

NOT. Try as they might, I don’t think the MSM is going to be able to stick with the Timothy McVeigh narrative for Dr. Hasan. Who murdered 13 soldiers at Ft. Hood. Apparently, he’d commented on a blog, equating suicide bombing with diving on a grenade to save fellow soldiers. UPDATE: And he gave a lecture at a medical conference about beheading infidels

Right, scumbag. You’re going to be awfully surprised when those 17 virgins turn out to be harpies tearing at your burning flesh as you roast in Hell for eternity. Dammit–Ace is reporting this shitstain is still alive. WHY?!?!?!?!?

My condolences to the families of the dead and my thoughts for a full recovery for the wounded–all but one.

7:09 11-6 Update: Idiot Matt Lauer in converation with base commander, “he shouted Allah Akbar, Do you think there was any religious motivation here?”

Well, since he’s an adherent of the religion of peace, perhaps the folks in Texas can offer him the option of Saudi justice, like they ordered for this piece of shit. H/T Doctor Dave.

And Now Some Thoughts On The AARP Backing ObamaCare

Fuck You. You are the worst of pimps, selling out seniors for your own gain.

Now that you’ve finally lived up to the bribe, will you tell your membership that ObamaCare guts Medicare to “spread the wealth” to healthier, younger–and less costly citizens? No, you don’t have the guts to say…

And so, I now pose my question to you as well as Congress…

Here’s what The CBO said about the Republican alternative: It saves $68 billion and increases insurance options. Hmmm, do I want that or do I want the $1 trillion “Death by Bureaucrat” plan?

Don’t forget to support Michelle Bachmann’s rally on the Capital steps today. The other Michelle has more.

Captain Carbon Admits Inconvenient Truth: AGW Is A Religion

Well if a hack like L. Ron Hubbard can do it, why not a hack like Algore:

Al’s Gore’s much-anticipated sequel to An Inconvenent Truth is published today, with an admission that facts alone will not persuade Americans to act on global warming and that appealing to their spiritual side is the way forward. (Gee, if the facts were against me I might resort to superstitious mumbo jumbo too, especially if it meant $Billion$ in my wallet.)

“I’ve done a Christian [-based] training program; I have a Muslim training program and a Jewish training program coming up, also a Hindu program coming up. I trained 200 Christian ministers and lay leaders here in Nashville in a version of the slide show that is filled with scriptural references. It’s probably my favourite version, but I don’t use it very often because it can come off as proselytising,” Gore tells Newsweek.

Come on down and be HEALED by the all the lies I continue to spread at the AGW Church of Al. Gee, coupled with this admission from July, he’s admitted AGW is not based in reality and is designed to control our lives. Wow, who doesn’t want to support that? Pass the plate.

UPDATE: Apparently he, or Boxer, Kerry, or Lindsey passed the plate for the U.S Chamber of Commerce too because those traitors just sold out their membership, and the rest of us, for 30 pieces of carbon. Scumbags. Follow the link to the Competitive Enterprise Institute, which says: “We will not capitulate.”

Humpday Hotness: The “Salt” Trailer

And for added hotness, it’s in Russian.

Mop This, You Waffle-Eating Prick

Republicans Sweep Top Three Spots in Virginia, Motherfucker!!!

Corzine Creamed in ACORN Infested New Jersey, Dick Smoker!!!

NY-23, well…That one–the national one–should be shoved right up Newt’s RiNoCC ass. And while you’re at it, someone give that Michael Moore-looking cow Scuzzyfava the retroactive Margaret Sanger treatment.

Still these wins might be enough to give the Blue Dogs the cover they need to oppose Pelosi, Reid and His Wholly Reluctance. Let’s hope so.

An Election Day Reminder

This is still America. VOTE.

Morano Posts “There Is No Consensus” AGW Letter To Senate

You have been punked by Captain Carbon. This happy note was sent to all 100 U.S. Senators last week. They didn’t point out that the science was bullshit–they’d done that in an earlier letter. My favorite lines:

Theories that disagree with the facts are wrong, consensus or no. And

You can do physics without climatology, but you can’t do climatology without physics.

Go read the whole thing. And vote against anyone supporting Thermageddon legislation.

Hmmmm, Now Why Would She Be Here?

It shouldn’t be too hard to figure out.